So Really, Who is next?



The Grim Reaper is on the next plane: New York to LAX and he’s pissed!

Right about now Lindsay, Britney and Paris should be running for their lives, like three B movie actresses in Scary Movie V, well they actually are B movie actress at best anyway so it’s not a stretch.

With this weeks score - Grim Reaper  2     – Hollywood – ZERO –

It looks like the periodic culling of the Rich and Famous herd has commenced.

This year things got started early with Brad Renfro and Heath Ledger.

Now I am not a regular fan of the gossip magazines , but regardless of what browser we all pull up everyday , inevitably there is some news of the exploits of the pregnant , Jack Daniels swilling, heroin snorting class acts of today’s stage , screen or song. We are kept well abreast of who is in the top 10 of the celebrity dead pool, and honestly I don’t think Renfro or Ledger were even taken to book. Imagine the odds?

These celebrity death streaks come and go, but I have a feeling this one may have to run its course. The tally count has been running as long as I can remember and assuredly with a little common sense and luck you could pick a winner!

I bet you neither Brad nor Heath fly fished, and if they did, they didn’t do it enough!

I am not going to cast any aspersions as to their life styles because assuredly if I had been donned with a star and a fat paycheck in my twenties, I would in all likelihood be dead, in fact I had neither and barely made it out as things were.

When the rage comes, I can always hop in the car and hit the river. These guys could hop on an Olsen twin and anyone else they wanted, but in the end they had no peace of mind.

I always hope I am lucky enough to kick the bucket in my sleep or while fishing on a stream, but certainly not with Mary Kate and Ashley’s bodyguard giving me mouth to mouth, what a drag.

Hollywood - Get a Hobby!


Fishing saves Lives!

-ralph-

 

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