Warning, This Blog will self destruct in 15 seconds!
We all remember what the first rule back at Spy School was, don't we?
Do NOT get caught!
Kill yourself, eat the microfilm, hit the ejector button and so on.
Well than, what the Fuck were the brainiacs at NASA and the Pentagon thinking when they sent this
"Spy Satellite" up into space without a self destruct button?
From the news I have read, this bus sized satellite should re enter the atmosphere in about 30 - 60 days.
And its headed towards North America, maybe, kinda of, sort of.
These are the same folks that are telling us they are tracking the Near Earth Objects, maybe, kinda of, sort of.
Gives you a warm fuzzy deep inside doesn't it.
You know the Discovery Learning Geographic Channel spends most of its time warning us that some serious shit will be going down, "NOT IF BUT WHEN", and when it does the odds of the human race surviving are slim to none, but if we do survive , Monday Night football is going to be the Chuds vs Morlocks !
So why is it that we can't even think through putting a satellite into space without going through a simple check list
1. What goes up must come down.
At this point in the meeting someone needed to raise there hand and say " Hey maybe we should put a self destruct button on this baby. " There is one for sale on ebay for $ 20 .00 bucks and the Auction ends in 5 minutes.
But hey no one likes to point out the obvious and look like a suck up in the meetings.
I am going to be so pissed if this thing hits my house. I just put together a fusball table for the kids this
past Christmas and it took me almost 6 hours.
In the words of the infamous Heinrich Himmler , that he muttered before he bit into that cyanide tablet....
"Achtung Baby"
Ralph
They just announced the Navy will be launching a missile to take out the satellite before it re-enters... do you think NASA is monitoring this Blog?
Reply to this
I sure hope they do. =)
Reply to this
Wow, id like to buy that self destruct too
Reply to this
Hey, that was interesting,
Some of the cleverist brains in the mind can be so dumb at times,
Thanks
Reply to this
Oh god i am really feeling so sad for this sweet person,
please cyanide should be banned.
love and regards to all.
Reply to this
LOL. It was so awesome! I wish I was riding inside too. I want to experience the fun, if only the photo posted was possible.
Reply to this
ewrtcagy http://zjogzmms.com pjonpvig ktrturjs
Reply to this
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
Reply to this
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
Reply to this
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Reply to this
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
Reply to this
Nothing contributes so much to tranquilizing the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye.
Reply to this
We are able to laugh when we achieve detachment, if only for a moment.
Reply to this
He who laughs, lasts!
Reply to this
If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.
Reply to this
None are so busy as the fool and knave.
Reply to this
A poem is no place for an idea.
Reply to this
A smiling face is half the meal.
Reply to this
You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.
Reply to this
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Reply to this
There is surely a piece of divinity in us, something that was before the elements, and owes no homage unto the sun.
Reply to this
The only difference between a rut and a grave... is in their dimensions.
Reply to this
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
Reply to this
ewmmizfe http://idbkaevh.com svpuliuj wcukwqdu
Reply to this
We do not believe if we do not live and work according to our belief.
Reply to this
nice trick dude, but it didnt work at all.
Reply to this
This was really funny, your words are brilliant.. you actually made my day
Reply to this
nice site it is really iam impressed..,.,./,./,
Reply to this
nice site it is really iam impressed.,./,/
Reply to this
Hey very nice blog!! Man .. Beautiful .. Amazing .. I will bookmark your blog and take the feeds also..
Reply to this
This writing was really good. Thanks for posting this one. I'll surely be visiting this site again.
Reply to this
I came lately to your website and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my initial comment. Keep writing, cause your posts are impressive! Doesn't it take up a lot of time to keep your blog so fascinating
Reply to this
Classic exposition, I have also mentioned it in my blog article. But it is a pity that almost no friend discussed it with me. I am very happy to see your article.
Reply to this